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Transportation is a Leap of Faith
Leap
$15.99
I'm Too Old To Drink Cheap Wine
Cheap
$15.99
Tuxedo Print
Tuxedo
$15.99
You Never See a Motorcycle Parked<br>
Outside a Psychiatrists Office
Motorcycle
$15.99
The Difference between Genius and<br>
Stupidity is that Genius has its Limits.<br>
- Einstein
Genius
$15.99
I Love Deadlines<br>
and the Wooshing Sound they make as they Fly By...
Deadlines
$15.99
<p>I Like It Dirty</p>

<p>White text and graphic on Brown</p>
Dirty
$15.99
Open your mouth<br>
And let the adventure begin!

<p>Black letters on tan shirt
Adventure
$15.99
I Do What The Voices In
Voices
$15.99
I Piss Stupid People Off
Stupid
$15.99
I make no apologies for being flawless.
Flawless
$15.99
Grab Your Balls<br>
We're Going Golfing!
Golfer
$15.99
Geezer 
Previously known as Stud Muffin.
Geezer
$15.99
Buy this man a beer. Yellow on black.
Buy Beer
$15.99
Oh No
Not another learning experience
Oh No
$15.99
A ship without a rudder will hit stuff. White w/graphic on blue.
Rudder
$15.99
The Older I get,
The Better I was....
White on black.
Older
$15.99
Hybrid Human
Runs on Beer...
Black on tan.
Hybrid
$15.99
Imagine
Nothing to kill or die for...
Maroon on grey.
Imagine
$15.99
Grab Your Balls, we're going bowling! White graphic and lettering on black
Bowling
$15.99
To Be is to Do. - Socrates
To Do is to Be. - Sartre
Do Be Do Be Do.... - Sinatra
White on black.
To Be Do
$15.99
Behind every Great Man
is a Woman Rolling her Eyes.
White on black.
Woman
$15.99
Unapologetic Flatulator
Black on brown.
Flatulator
$15.99
What Happens in the garage
stays in the garage.....
Black on Orange.
Garage
$15.99
Put some fun between your legs. White on a black T-Shirt
Bike
$15.99
I walked the beach at the Oregon Coast and poked dead things with a stick. Black and blue on white.
Beach
$15.99
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite. White silkscreening on a black T-Shirt.
Jesus Favorite
$15.99
There are three kinds of people in this world... those who are good at math and those who aren't.
Red letting on a grey T-Shirt.
Math
$15.99
Well-behaved women seldom make history. White lettering on a purple T-Shirt.
Behaved
$15.99
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.
White silkscreening on a black T-Shirt.
Tact
$15.99
Animals Taste Good. Pictures of a chicken, pig and cow. Black and red on a white T-Shirt.
Animals
$15.99
Life without music would be (flat)
White on black.
Music
$15.99
Dont make me release the flying monkeys! Great quote from the Wizard of Oz. Orange on Black.
Monkey
$15.99
Coexist. Circle showing many ethnic symbols with coexist written in white on a black T-Shirt.
Coexist
$15.99
Beer is Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
White on black.
Beer
$15.99
If you can't talk to your cat about Catnip, who will?
Black lettering on a white T-Shirt.
Catnip
$15.99
I'll have a Café-Mocha-Vodka-Marijuana-Latte to go. Please! Black lettering on a chocolate T-Shirt.
Cafe
$15.99
Lawyers Have Feelings Too (allegedly). Navy Blue lettering on a grey T-Shirt.
Lawyers
$15.99
Mess with me, you mess with the whole trailer park!
Trailer
$15.99
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